The Moving Series (Part II: Arrival of the Fittest)
The gff and I are sitting on the stoop of our new place. It’s now 96 degrees outside. We’re not talking. Much. Down the street mocking me is a ‘Movers Not Shakers’ professional van offloading. The very...
View ArticleThe Moving Series: (Part III: Sprinting to the Finish)
… I start in with the boss from the beginning. I walk down the street as I talk. I told him I was confused. I thought I was hiring a moving company but instead I got a rock band on the way back from a...
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Happy Mondaze! Mov-ay Review!
Hey! I saw a movay over the weekend and even typed up a review and stuff if you wanna read! Anyway, my friend shows up and he checks out my new place then tells me he has to use my bathroom… Click THRU...
View ArticleDark Night Rises Review! Now posted and stuff!
Hey! I saw Dark Knight last night! If you wanna read what I thought… click HERE Neither me nor my friend were sure about sneaking beers and snacks into the movies. Maybe too soon for illegal...
View ArticleDude, Where’s My Mail? Part One (A Post Office Saga)
When I walk into my local Post Office the place always looks like it’s just been robbed by a dancing flash mob. Everything is everywhere. Express Mail envelopes are scattered hurricane style. Broken...
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Dude, Where’s My Mail? Part Two (A Post Office Saga)
So anyway, it’s now FIVE weeks of me unable to get mail forwarded to my new address. (Part One of this saga is here) Mail keeps getting delivered to my old address. But for the most part just random...
View ArticleThe Truth Behind Invitations
So a few weeks or so ago a friend of mine and his wife told me he was coming in to NYC for the weekend. He said he was coming out to Brooklyn and wanted to know if we were around for dinner. I figured...
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The New Breed of Rubix Kid
So anyway, while I was away this weekend (family getaway out in Montauk) — one of my nephews came up to me with a well worn Rubix Cube with all sides solid. Done. First off, I was surprised to see this...
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Indiana Grandpa and the Quest for the Lost Diamond
So anyway, a couple weeks ago I headed out to Montauk with the family to spend a few days vacation style. Parents, my gff (girlfriend,fiance), bro wife and kids all that. Celebrate Mom’s bday. Parents...
View ArticleHere’s an Early Morning Coff-ay Video…
It’s the anniversary of 9/11. Here’s an Early Morning Coffay video if you wanna watch… The New World Trade Center from PIRANHA NYC on Vimeo. Here’s a couple links to stuff I’ve posted in the past: My...
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The Secret Bugs in my iPhone 4
So I have an iPhone 4 and I think it’s great. Fine. I like that it’s tough. I carry it caseless (fearlessly mobile commando). I’ve dropped it a bunch of times and it doesn’t flinch. Doesn’t crack. But...
View ArticleDear Ghost(s)…
Dear Ghost or Ghosts Who Live In My Apartment, You’re freaking out my dog and I want it to stop. I realize this building was built in 1832 so you probably have squatters rights or whatever so you can...
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The Short Lived Fantasy of Living Mobile-y Simple (+update)
So a couple weeks ago I posted something about how I thought Apple was messing with my iphone and making it worse and slow to motivate me to get a new iPhone (btw- since then I’ve been hearing tons of...
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The $25 Class Action Check Disaster
So anyway, yesterday I was hanging out and minding my own business and I decided to try and like get organized. Clean up my desk. Take care of lingering stuff. Like insurance papers for when I crashed...
View ArticleWhat to Do After Mr. Coughie (+Brazil Nuts)
So there’s this local place I go to called Sahadi’s which has nuts and coffee and like olives and like malt balls and stuff like that. Lots of stuff in big jars. Candied Papaya and stuff. I like to get...
View ArticleHoneymoon Tripping: Part 1 (one update a day until it’s done!)
Anyway, it had been a lonnnng time since I’d gone away to any sort of tropical island type place. Like, all the way back to Spring Break back in college when I went to Barbados on a frat trip (where we...
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Honeymoon Tripping: Part II
PART I is here… So anyway, we land in Los Angeles after a six hour flight. (BTW — My seat was in direct view of the gallery where they prepare food for First Class. So I got to see the hot cookies and...
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Honeymoon Tripping: Part III
(scroll down for I and II) … anyway, We land in Papeete and we’re both pretty exhausted at this point. On the way there we watched the first few episodes of Lost on the iPad. Probably not the best show...
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Honeymoon Tripping: Part IV
(part 1 is here) Ok I realize this is going long so I’ll start speeding stuff up. Blah blah.. We land at this Raiatea airport and greeted by a dude from the “resort” that is our final destination. On...
View ArticleHoneymoon Tripping: Part V
Morning one! Relaxation time! Nothing to do! No where to go! (literally) No email. No dogs to walk. Although I had an iPad we didn’t connect via WIFI. I had decided to completely unplug from the...
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